reason # 101 why you dont shop for bathing suits with a child

So i decided that the time had come to purchase a new bathing suit. I load up the child and head off to Walmart. For all of you who know Walmart know that the dressing rooms are smack in the middle of the store, meaning shoppers can see you as you come in and out of you dressing room...i think you can see where i am going with this.....So i am stripped down to only my underwear (no bra) when Brooklyn swings open the dressing room door and runs out!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! So what did i do you ask.................................i stand there completely naked with at least 15 shoppers looking at me trying desperately to cover my large boobs and screaming "Oh my god!" So some kind lady grabs Brooklyn for me and brings her back into the dressing room, smiles and says don't worry i am a mom too and we have all been there! I basically wanted to die!